Sharron Angle: forget the healthcare chicken, she’s a right wing pigeon

No, I don’t vote, and I am not a fan of Harry Reid. But if you live here you know Sharron Angle is going to lose the election. Yet, my phone rings a few times a night with pollsters searching for my latest opinion. If only Las Vegas casinos would take bets on this election, I would be a rich man!

I once profiled Brian Sandoval, the only Republican in Nevada who had a chance to beat Reid. He was an honorable and decent man, and if he were running for Senate, things would be very different. There would be a competitive election. But Sandoval is instead going to be Nevada’s next Governor. I have not kept in touch with him and there is nothing personal in this observation. I don’t even mean it as an endorsement. Nevada does not have, in my opinion, two tight elections for Senate and Governor.  Harry Reid will retain his Senate seat and Brian Sandoval will be the next leader of Nevada.

I am comfortable enough with both outcomes; I wish both Reid and Sandoval the best trying to help the nation and Nevada recover. By the way, my  predictive power in politics is untested, and so take these observations for what they are worth.

But after reading all weekend about Sharron Angle, I am stunned that anyone would think she could win a Senate seat in Nevada. She is totally unelectable here. But I guess Sharron Angle’s campaign is like Baccarat.  Nevada is used to people coming here from out of town to make crazy long-shot bets with their money hoping to be the ones to defeat math. They are the ones who  believe they will win despite the casino’s advantage of impossible to beat odds. Reality: there will never be a month where casinos do the math and release a gambling total resulting in a loss  for the house. The house win varies, of course, but the percentage change always announced is misleading. The change measures only  how much of their own money that is put into play tourists manage to hold on to. The percentage goes up and down with luck, but there is no month where in total math loses. And, the Sharron Angel campaign has the identical chance to a month in Vegas where the tourists on the Strip enjoy enough luck to beat the house by even a single penny. That is never going to happen. She can not be elected.

So, nutty people of the nation, please keep throwing your money down the Angle drain. Come to Vegas and spend lots of money to show your support for her hopeless cause. It will make no difference in the election; the only sacrifice:  you will have less money to buy Sarah Palin t-shirts, stop gay people from legally uniting  and, of course, making sure children in this state continue to get a lousy education.

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Aurora Snow and Executive Monkeys

aurora_comedyI freely acknowledge Aurora Snow and I have had a relationship for years now.  Unlike everywhere else I write, I own this blog. So, I hope, as my readers, you do not feel there is anything dishonest in the conflict of interest inherent in letting you know about  Aurora’s special guest appearance in Matt Donnelly’s Executive Monkeys at Palms.  I am just so happy to have her appearing in my hometown. I will be at this event at Palms on Wednesday, obviously,  and I hope to see all of you there.

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Porn=Freedom

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First Amendment work you fight, because you believe in the slippery slope argument as well as a total conviction that consenting adults making movies for other consenting adults can never be called a crime no matter what is depicted, ever!  I am sure this attitude is influenced by living in an adult playground where I see middle America’s new community standard on the Strip daily.  And, pornographic films are no longer obscene in our culture. Obscenity should no longer be judged in anyway that involves the government examining the specific behavior of consenting adults in a video. But these days our community standard  is that an obscene film is one that depicts actual victims or children. Look around Vegas and you see porn stars are performers who Vegas nightclubs routinely hire to draw a mainstream audiences inside.  Vegas does not cater to the fringes. The world has changed.

But my mind was on adults being allowed to choose entertainment. I never really considered a more direct relationship between porn and freedom until I was reading the Virginia Quarterly Review on the plane home from the trial in Washington DC. There is a special supplement on Iran in the Summer VQR and this amazing article was part of it.

According to the article: The Iranian youth learned to post anonymously and work the web outside government censorship to get porn. An entire generation then turned the skills thus acquired to their rebellion last year which was organized and disseminated from the web. For these Iranian college students porn wasn’t protected because we believe in freedom, but their interest in porn gave them the tools to fight for freedom and attempt to transform their society.

The article reminded me why the trial I was covering in Washington DC was not just  about government waste. More important is that allowing the government to use the criminal code to play movie critic is a society wide threat to freedom. I never expected I would learn this lesson from Iranian society. Please, read the entire VQR story here. But this is the passage that blew my mind:

“That was the beginning of another revolution that has changed so much in Iran; the ever-watched youth of Iran—a colossus in number—suddenly found in the internet two things they did not have in their everyday lives: an instant connection with the outside world, and anonymity. In a society in which most are forced to dissemble to some degree, to wear some sort of a mask in order to survive, a way to express oneself unhindered and without possible repercussion was intoxicating, and soon became addictive. In separate groups boys and girls were squeezed into the booths, giggling while tapping away. And pornography, of course, was the most popular search, any kind the limited bandwidth and censors would allow. This was before cell phones and before people had internet at home, before pornographic material started being passed around over Bluetooth and on CDs, and perhaps something about looking at this illicit material in a public space, its heady thrill, made what came after easier, made the chat rooms and the virtual dates inevitable. And the influence of pornography on the sexual imagination of the nation started right there in those internet café booths.

Then there were the chat rooms, virtual spaces in which to meet with other young people, to forge new friendships and even find sexual partners. What was impossible only five years ago, anonymity of any kind, was possible now for the price of a few tomans per hour, far from the peering glances of parents and the state. Eventually these chat room relationships spilled over into real life, thanks to the presence of that other technological tool, the cell phone. The cell phone gave the people of Iran another little chink of space in which they could have some privacy. Of course, now that Iranians are once again marching on the streets in a gruesome déjà vu of thirty-one years ago, the same technologies—the internet and cell phone—that have been used for privacy and dating are now crucial in organizing gatherings and spreading the news and images of protest to the world.”

(Porn star Sasha Grey posing with then indicted John Stagliano at AVN Awards 2010 at Palms, photo, Lanie Crossman)

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Justice for John Stagliano

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I am back from my Washington DC adventure covering the trial of former Vegas show producer John Stagliano for obscenity. The charges arose from his day job as a director and distributor of pornography. I was working for the libertarian magazine Reason who allowed me to cover the trial as well as reveal the essential fact to readers that I was friends with John Stagliano. Honestly, I would not have written a word differently if it were my worst enemy on trial. What happened was wrong on many levels from conception to basic competence.

The films Stagliano distributes all contain only consenting adults (as verified by government paperwork Stagliano maintains as required by the law: a fact not disputed in this case). The films were special ordered on DVD by an FBI Agent who had been doing national security work before finding his job spending tax payer money purchasing “Milk Nymphos.” Feel free to read my Reason coverage (all of which I’ve linked to in this item). But suffice to say the LAPD, the FBI, the Justice Department and the Judge all engaged in behavior that they should be embarrassed by at various points in the trial. And, the best that can be said about this hugely expensive fiasco of taxpayer dollars going after a person who no one seriously believed committed a crime is it’s over.

I want to extend my total gratitude to Reason for their many kindnesses: good food, constantly stimulating conversation, picking up every check, and allowing my companion, Aurora Snow, to share the excellent (Bellagio worthy) accommodations Reason provided. Further, Aurora was writing about the trial, too, for an adult industry trade publication. A lesser group than Reason might have seen her as competitive coverage. But in fact they generously absorbed Aurora into all the social invitations extended to me and even linked to her trial coverage.

Reason’s staff really believed, as I do, that the prosecution of John Stagliano needed maximum media attention.  I think a decade in Vegas has left me totally out of touch with the concept that the Federal Government spends a fortune looking into porno movies! Then to watch as the trial and prosecution case turned into a totally nutty and incompetent farce….

I do have one serious question: This was the Justice Department D team or something, right? I mean, they do have better, more competent and, I hope, more honest  prosecutors when the real bad people go on trial, right? (photo: Lanie Crossman)

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Richard Abowitz leaves Las Vegas (until July 20)

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I am bad at traveling. That is why I love Vegas where everyone come to me. But some things are too important to stay-put.

I am flying to Washington DC today to begin covering the John Stagliano trial tomorrow. For years, Stagliano produced the Fashionistas dance show at Planet Hollywood/Aladdin. Stagliano is being charged with obscenity in relation to his day job as a pornographer and owner of the company Evil Angel.  This is a jury trial and so dates might move. But I plan to be gone until July 20. If that happens, it will be my longest time away from Vegas in over a decade. I am already panicking about that.

Please excuse the horrible picture of me looking like Andre the Giant (I really am thinner and smaller!). But the people on either side of me are who you should notice. This was taken at AEE/AVN 2009 at Venetian. I am with John Stagliano on one side and Aurora Snow on the other. Snow will be joining me in Washington this weekend to write her own coverage for an adult industry trade publication.

If you are interested in free speech or freedom in general, please look for my coverage of the Stagliano trial next week at Reason Magazine’s site. Otherwise, I will miss you my Vegas readers and look forward to reuniting with you when I get back.

Obviously, If I catch on to big news in Vegas, I can blog here from Washington. But I will not be updating regularly until my return. Be well and play safe everyone! -Richard

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Part 1: Teaching casinos to make money

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This is perhaps the most pathetic series I have ever embarked on. But our local Strip resorts seem to have run out of ways to make money that aren’t sneaky like the resort fee or customer service damaging like layoffs.

Anyway, I took a few moments to make a list of ways casinos could earn more money or bring in more business that are straightforward. I regret that most of these ideas still suck for the customers, especially locals.  But they all beat more layoffs, less service and a dull and lifeless Vegas.

I will be refining and expanding and looking further into some items on my list before posting them. So, instead, I will share with you one-by-one over the next weeks my modest proposals on easy ways Vegas resorts can make more money. This inaugural idea really sucks for locals like me. But in the interest of helping casinos remember how to make money, I offer this one first:

Dear Casino Executives or Dudes(well, statistically still overwhelmingly dudes):

Why don’t you charge people who don’t stay or play for self-parking at your resorts? It seems so obvious to say this, but, you know, people are totally used to paying for parking in every other city. Strip real estate is expensive. And, building any parking garage in the tourist corridor is expensive, too. The Hard Rock has a beautiful and totally free new parking garage.

My point: People will understand a $2 charge to self-park or whatever the charge. Any low charge would collectively generate a lot of cash for the resort and still kill compared to the hourly rate people are used to paying for parking in most cities. Resorts essentially have a monopoly on convenient resort corridor parking. When it comes to selling overpriced soft drinks, resorts understand this advantage. Why are you still giving the parking away for free?

In case you never have been there, the downtown casinos in Las Vegas charge for parking already, have for years, and they simply use a ticket validation system to exempt customers from having to pay a parking charge. Who would think you big Strip folk could learn anything from downtown operations? This is supply and demand at its most basic; people need a place on the Strip to leave a car. And, most people don’t care if that parking lot is at a casino where they intend to be a customer. At least, you can get those people to pay a few dollars or to do some business on your property to get their parking validated. Again, it adds up.

Parking in New York or LA is expensive. But that is not really what is most relevant.  More importantly,  from theme parks to concerts in their hometowns to wilderness camping grounds, customers are accustomed to pay for parking at entertainment and vacation destinations. Yet, in Vegas you can leave your car for days at a resort where you never spend a penny, and that remains free.  Time to charge?  Yrs., Richard (Photo: Lanie Crossman)

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Vince Neil: Some behavior has no excuse

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Honestly I never cared about Vince Neil enough to know his history or that he claimed to not drink at all. If so, it would have been easy enough to call him out on that. He is a regular, with a glass in hand, around Vegas at receptions and events. I can’t vouch for what was in his glass –though he was not carrying anything like bottled water or other alternatives that stood out -only that it looked identical to the drinks served at whatever reception.

The one time I did observe him closely he was getting a tattoo and was not drinking. But in a must read blog post Steve Friess offers Neil’s own words contrasted with his alleged behavior. Friess interviewed him in detail on the topic of his sobriety and got some answers that looking back were alarmingly vague. It is a strong  post because Friess not only carefully examines the accusations but lines them up with how Neil seems to view drinking.

But the most distressing fact Friess offers was new to me about Neil: “in 1984 he was drunk when he crashed a vehicle that left a passenger dead and two people in vegetative states.” You would think that incident would be too soul crushing to ever repeat that choice (the drink and drive choice which I think of as separate from an alcoholic drinking). Las Vegas is not other cities. No one even has to call a cab (just go to the cab-line at the resort).  If you have had drinks at a Strip resort you need never work hard to find an alternative for the drive home. And, a man with Neil’s connections, almost certainly, could have been comped a room, just for the asking. If the charges against Neil are true, no one could have less of an excuse for driving after ANY drinking than Vince Neil. (Photo: Sarah Gerke)

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Editorial: Yucca Mountain Project must die

One of the many repercussions of BP’s destruction of a large chunk of ocean has been some locally and many nationally want to reconsider storing nuclear waste at Yucca Mountain less than 100 miles from Vegas. In fact, just as the government failed to finally kill the project, the Republican nominee for Senate in Nevada suggested that instead we  fully revive Yucca Mountain as a nuclear waste repository for the economic benefit. The Las Vegas Sun reports of nominee Sharron Angle:

“Concerning Yucca Mountain, Angle said she believes the state should abandon its decades-old fight to keep the federal government from burying the nation’s most radioactive waste 90 miles outside of Las Vegas.

‘We need to make lemonade out of lemons,’she said, arguing jobs could be created by accepting the waste.”

Here is the problem: There are alarming parallels between the alleged safety of nuclear waste storage at Yucca Mountain and what is going on in the Gulf. The most important difference is that the people living in the Gulf were unlucky enough to be left to trust in the plans and assurances of industry experts. Thanks to Nevada spending years and millions fighting the Yucca project, the failure of every single industry scientific assumption about the Yucca Mountain site (including if there was a risk of earthquakes!) was proven. Let me note that again: every assumption made by the experts on the suitability of Yucca proved wrong upon further study. The result was not abandoning the project but to make the safety requirements less stringent. This has all been documented in a number of places, most recently in the book “About A Mountain” by John D’Agata. In the end, all that is left in defense of Yucca  is the nuclear industry’s promise that an accident is so unlikely that there is no reason to worry about one happening. There may be nothing right about Yucca Mountain as a storage facility for nuclear waste, the industry now agrees, but we can trust that the canisters storing the waste will somehow never fail and so this unsuitability of the site will never be an issue. Look to the Gulf.

And, this was all before the terrorism era. Now, imagine someone trying to destroy the canisters. D’Agata notes that a shoulder launched missile aimed at a truck carrying the waste could release enough to kill millions. And, if you think this is NIMBY, then consider that to get the waste to Nevada, those trucks have to travel through 31 states, according to D’Agata within 3 miles of 120 million people.

Again, the chance of something going wrong may indeed be slim. But only one mistake would result in nuclear waste being released. Consider: D’Agata estimates that to get the waste to Yucca a truck must pass Chicago every 17 hours. In Vegas, you learn even long odds will hit given enough opportunity. And, as the Gulf is now teaching us, when that happens, there is no Plan B and the ability to do something has been lost by the confidence that there will never be the need to do something. Oil in the ocean is an ecological and economic disaster. Nuclear waste on land will be that too, but also could include a body count of millions.

Now is not the time to reconsider Yucca Mountain but to remember the very good reasons the President and Department of Energy want to put an end to the bad, dated idea.

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The greatest concert in Vegas history, maybe ever!

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This poster was not created by me as a fantasy, but comes from the real Matador site. I have often lamented that most of my favorite bands skip playing Vegas shows on their tours. All is forgiven! Except for Drive-by Truckers or a Husker Du reunion, this show could be a lineup assembled from my dreams last night.

Hysterical fan thoughts: Am I really going to get to hear “Seymour Stein” at the Palms played by Belle & Sebastian? Pinch me!  And, the New Pornographers, too. If I get the right pass, maybe I can ask Neko Case for her thoughts on Bob Dylan. The possibilities are endless. These are the moments I live for here in Vegas.  Today was a typical Wednesday morning, yet I awake to discover that the most amazing concert has been booked with many of the bands who I dream of seeing here.

(personal note: Aurora Snow, Vegas needs you out here October 1-3. FYI: Your Wikipedia entry points out we have an anniversary to celebrate, too!)

I don’t think I have ever been this excited about an upcoming concert in Vegas!

Obviously, overnight Vegas resorts have not decided that the future of local entertainment is closer to Pavement than Celine Dion. This event is more akin to a Vegas convention: a special place where subcultures can cheaply gather and celebrate themselves.  According to legendary independent label Matador’s site: “Matador will be celebrating the label’s 21st anniversary this October and…there will be 3 nights of shows starting Friday October 1, and concluding Sunday October 3 at the Palms Casino & Resort In Las Vegas, NV. We’ll be dropping further hints about the amazing lineup in the days ahead.” There’s, to quote the prophets of Roxy Music, “more than this!”  Can they get the Fall, or Bevis Frond?

Vegas remains open to experiments in booking acts especially with other people’s money (as is the case here).  But if these shows bring in a lot of people, dedicated fans, that will get noticed by resorts.  Perhaps, finally, there will be a respect for the possibilities of  booking less obvious artists (who have disproportionate dedication from fans) into the  lounges and showrooms of Vegas.

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Photos: Behind the scenes at “Vegas the Show”

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