Bon Jovi next Vegas headliner?


First it was Lady Gaga at the Palms, then Madonna for $1 billion dollars in Vegas. Now, the press across the pond are claiming that 80s hair rockers Bon Jovi are being offered a multi-million pound contract for a residency in Vegas! The hotel hosting the show, of course, is not mentioned nor the exact dollar amount. I call bullshit.

Has anyone noticed that the rumors of future Vegas headliners are getting ever less specific. For Lady Gaga we heard that she was given an offer by the Palms, which was a fact easy to check out, and quickly shown to be false. The large dollar figure attached to the Madonna rumor made that one easy to debunk as well. But now with no specific casino or dollar amount, the Brits have finally found themselves a ridiculous rumor where  no one in Vegas can check on the accuracy of the story.

Bon Jovi plays Vegas about once a year and sells out. But as a permanent headliner, I can not think of a single resort with “millions of Pounds” to spend and a stage where Bon Jovi will fit in with the customer demographic.

Here is the rumor I want to start.  Please spread: Bruce Springsteen is considering a Las Vegas residency. Traveling takes a toll on the band, and in Vegas everyone can live with family. Further Springsteen has been reading about how Las Vegas has become the foreclosure capitol of the nation. The Boss has heard that the people in this blue collar and union town are hurting. And, so Springsteen  has decided to save Vegas by doing a year or so of shows at various union properties (sorry, Venetian) on the Strip with expensive tickets for rich tourists, and a reserved section for local unemployed workers.

It could happen! Or, at least, my rumor has as much going for it as the ones about Lady Gaga, Madonna, and now Bon Jovi.  Of course, I admit, I made mine up. Still, it would be a perfect fit. So, raise your hand, for Springsteen in Vegas coming to a casino near you!

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Frank Zappa’s musical lesson for Paris Hilton and Cy Waits

“Chop a line now!”

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Paris Hilton: Toxic not terminal

Paris HiltonA source confirms for me, Nom Clarke’s report that Paris Hilton has been banned from Wynn and Encore not just to host but to even be a guest. Las Vegas is a don’t ask don’t tell town, but that is over at the point the police are catching a bag of cocaine falling out of your purse in a resort.

Hilton probably will not be banned from other casinos. Though as of right now, I am guessing that she will no longer be able to get a paid hosting gig in Vegas. Also, the days of her purse not being checked like every other guest at Vegas nightclubs are over.

All of this could change the moment she goes in for a ritual trip to rehab. Vegas doesn’t really want to lose Paris Hilton. She draws people who pay nightclubs a lot of money.  Drugs have caused the problem and the casinos will respond with tough love because gaming regulators are watching. But don’t think Vegas is rid of Paris Hilton. The truth: if Hilton makes a short trip to rehab, there won’t be a resort on the Strip unwilling to give her a second chance. We are a bandwagon town and for a brief  moment Paris Hilton has been forced off the wagon. (photo: Sarah Gerke)

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The last time I saw Paris

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I’ve had a few memorable encounters with Paris Hilton over the last 10 years. But I want to share with you an anecdote about the last time I saw her which was at the beginning of summer. I was doing my LA Times column on celebrity host Mike Snedegar at Tao. Hilton was eating with her party in the restaurant. Her group then headed through a private hallway that leads to an elevator into the nightclub. In the nightclub her VIP table and drinks were already set up. But after her friends had all crowded down the hallway, Paris came running back to the now empty table. She picked up a shot glass and drained it before running off to catch up with her friends, now lubricated enough, for the short journey to more free alcohol. (photo Sarah Gerke)

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Wayne Newton has a Sugardaddy

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The Las Vegas Sun reports that the chronically financially troubled  former entertainer, Wayne Newton is attempting to make his home (which has a rural designation) into a museum and dinner theater and wedding chapel. The creators seem to be bandying the term “Graceland West.” Of course, Newton fans are neither as numerous nor as dedicated as Elvis Presley fans.

The project seems to be being bankrolled by Texas money, specifically, a Steve L. Kennedy of Blanco, Texas. The poor rich guy apparently has a deluded notion of Newton’s stature and appeal. His goal, according to the Sun, is to resurrect Newton’s career to “back where it should be.” Kennedy thinks he has found a soul mate in Newton, a “special bond.” And, Newton for his part, has conveniently found access to much needed millions of dollars  via this profound bond.

But Newton’s longevity and tenacity for holding the spotlight have already resulted in a career that long ago eclipsed his modest talents. Newton’s voice is so wretched and wrecked that hearing him perform has been painful for years and years as he has bounced from casino-to-casino, each resort trying to wring the last $ out of “Mr. Las Vegas’s” dwindling audience. If there was money to be made on Wayne Newton still you can be sure a casino would be doing that.

This Newton Museum idea appears to be a star struck fan’s expensive delusion that Wayne Newton is as popular as Lady Gaga. Not happening. Sometimes if you build it they still won’t come. (photo: Sarah Gerke)

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Demi and Snoop at Palms

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Paris Hilton: police claim cocaine fell like snow

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The police report for Paris Hilton has been released. We learn that her middle name is Whitney and she is defendant #2756392. The arrest report also contains some confusing details that you can expect her attorney, the locally connected and celebrity friendly David Chesnoff, to go to town on.

Perhaps the single strangest description in the report involves the sketchy location the police offer for the cocaine in the purse.

In the report, the officer recounts, that Hilton was not so much searched as dropped the cocaine into the officer’s waiting hand. Seriously! Hilton opens her purse to get lip balm, and according to the officer’s arrest report: “As she began to open it, I saw a clear bindle of what I believed to be cocaine in a clear baggy begin to fall from the purse and into my hand. I then immediately took the purse and put the bindle back on the top….” So, as you can see the officer has chosen the location that he thinks the cocaine fell from though he seems to have noticed the bindle already in motion. So, he could be right, but as she was moving the contents of the purse, he could be wrong.

Obviously having cocaine on top of the purse at all —with Paris’ own possessions underneath– does not suggest Hilton was given the bag with the bindle already inside. But the police claim a very exact placement for the bindle in the purse. The officer notes Hilton’s asthma medicine was “found near the suspected cocaine.” Would that be near the top of the purse where the officer placed the bindle? Or, if the original location, why does the officer not mention in the arrest report that he specifically saw the spot the bindle was placed inside the purse before the cocaine “fell” into his hands? (Photo: Sarah Gerke)

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Cy Waits for plaster of Paris to crumble

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The giant heroic statue Vegas nightclubs have erected to Paris Hilton seems to have a soft white powder for feet.

Paris Hilton has been naughty in Vegas  for many, many years now. The first time I saw her where she should not be was a New Year’s weekend, Guns & Roses concert at the Hard Rock more than a decade ago. She was not yet 21. Then there was the time her underage boyfriend was photographed at Tao with what looked like Champagne. And then, there was the alleged trashing of a VIP space at Hard Rock by the same boyfriend and crew. I once watched Paris Hilton walk into a wall at Jet at Mirage. And, about a year ago, a star from Planet Hollywood’s Peepshow sent out a Tweet from the casino’s now shuttered nightclub Prive: “@ Prive exiting bathroom, blond girl surrounded by people, can barely stand We step aside she comes in. Paris Wasted.”  Prive managed to get into lots of trouble with Nevada gaming authorities before bankruptcy for not policing the club. Serving a clearly intoxicated patron is the sort of behavior that causes such problems.

Wynn Resorts nightclub executive Cy Waits, certainly knew he was answerable to Nevada gaming regulations that can judge a person by his associations. Yesterday rumors that Waits has parted with Wynn were pointedly not confirmed by the resort. The view on the ground though is that Waits is on borrowed time until he is toast at Wynn. I hope that is wrong. Or, at least, the borrowed time is used to figure out what happened. There are just too many facts still not known. Waits was not driving erratically when pulled over.  The police claim to have pulled the car over because of the smell of marijuana. But if there was no marijuana confiscated–and none has been mentioned so far– that raises a distressing question. The smell of pot on the Strip is common. But it is very hard to tell where the smell comes from amidst the people, traffic and other smells that mingle through Las Vegas Boulevard on a Friday night. To be able to tell the smell is coming from one specific car would require the smoke to literally be pouring out with a window down. But what if there was no pot found in the car? How could there have been such a “vapor trail?” Can the police just pull over a car that has committed no driving indiscretion and start searching the passengers because pot smoke is somewhere nearby on the Strip?

I don’t want to ride this speculation further, only to show, how speculation can go into a near infinite number of directions. And, Cy Waits deserves not only the presumption of innocence in his court case, but also enough loyalty from the resort he works at to wait for the facts to emerge.

I get that there is not tremendous wiggle room. If Cy Waits was caught with pot or fails a drug test or was driving intoxicated from the nightclubs where he works, there would seem to be a price he must pay in terms of working at a Vegas gambling resort. But being arrested for a suspected DUI under these circumstance should mean nothing. Leaving aside drugs, for now, we don’t know if he even had any drinks that night. The only public fact is that he was driving a car in which a passenger is accused of having cocaine concealed in a purse where he could not have seen it. Until there is solid information, I hope Wynn Resorts, stands by an employee who has spent years building up some of the best nightclubs in Las Vegas. For a town known for giving second chances, Vegas can be merciless when someone on top stumble.

Paris Hilton is another matter. For many years Vegas nightclubs have paid her hosting fees while overlooking her seeming public drunkenness (and occasionally other issues). For this incident, even an explanation that she was carrying a friend’s drugs, would have her bringing cocaine into Wynn before getting into that car.

Unlike Waits, Hilton has a history in Vegas that no one has ever held her accountable for in any way.   Hilton’s behavior in Vegas would be none of our business if she were just a customer at a nightclub.  But she is both a paid host and a VIP.  Hilton, among other privileges, is routinely allowed access to employee only areas in a casino. That is a bad place to have someone who, best explanation, isn’t even in control of her life enough to know if she has cocaine on her person.

Hilton always says behind her party image there is a business woman. Fine. Paris Hilton works in Vegas at being paid to party. But Hilton being hired as the business associate of any nightclub in Vegas at this point should raise issues with gaming authorities. For years gaming regulators have been specifically warning the Strip nightclubs, in a rather toothless way, while situations like this arise, that there will be consequences. Paying for the presence of Paris Hilton might be a good choice for one of those consequences. (Photo: Sarah Gerke)

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Breaking: Paris Hilton and Cy Waits arrest

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Breaking: Last night Paris Hilton and Wynn nightclub executive Cy Waits were allegedly pulled over by Metro. The Review-Journal reports Hilton was arrested for having a small amount of cocaine in her purse. TMZ reports, Hilton is denying it was her purse. The driver is not identified by the Review-Journal.

The car with Hilton and the driver was pulled over on the Strip allegedly for smelling of weed. According to on-line records for the Clark County Detention Center,  Cy E. Waits was booked at 11:42 for ” “DUI-ALCOHOL AND/OR DRUGS.” As of this posting he is still in custody on $2000 bail. Just yesterday Wynn Las Vegas sent out an announcement to media that Waits and his brother, Jesse, were getting a promotion with the departure of longtime Wynn partner, Victor Drai:

“Jesse and Cy Waits, who have run Tryst and XS for Victor Drai, will remain along with the men and women that have worked in the clubs since their inception so that these operations will enjoy complete management continuity.”

The Waits brothers were profiled in Details in 2008. The profile is worth reading in its entirety. But this anecdote about Cy’s twin brother, Jesse, from Details seems revealing:

“At about 3 A.M. …while driving his Hummer across Las Vegas Boulevard en route to Drai’s, Jesse blows through a red turn arrow. He doesn’t bother checking his rearview for flashing lights. ‘I know the guys at Metro,’ he says. ‘You’d be surprised at the influence that comes from owning a club in this town.’”

Do you think those connections can also work for his brother and Paris Hilton?

Certainly, Hilton does not seem too worried about her Boo. While he apparently sat in jail last night, she sent out a Tweet: “In bed watching Family Guy. Love this show.! So hilarious! Stewie is my favorite .. love his accent.” She followed up with:  “Going to bed. Sweet dreams everyone. Xoxo Paris …”  Is Hilton really that callous?  You have to wonder: does Paris Hilton write her own Tweets or are they pre written and automatically posted?

Regardless, her problems are minimal. I reached criminal defense lawyer Dayvid Figler, and he said of the cocaine: “If she had more than 4 grams she is in big trouble. But anything less is going to be treated as personal possession. At worst, that is automatic probation under the law. First time offenders have a diversion program where they can get it completely dismissed and sealed off their record.”

Her boyfriend, Cy Waits, who now runs the nightclubs for Wynn Las Vegas, probably has more serious problems both legally and, perhaps, professionally. Check back for more as this story develops.

UPDATE: Clark County Detention Center on-line appears to show that Cy Waits has been released from custody. He was being held, according to on-line records, awaiting $2000 bail.  The same Clark County site, checked again at 10:20 AM this morning,   show Waits no longer  in the custody of Clark County Detention Center.

(Photo: Sarah Gerke)

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Yuto Miyazawa: next Mr. Las Vegas?

I have seen the future of Vegas, and I don’t mean Madonna. Very little seems a sure thing in this town, but  I am positive guitarist Yuto Miyazawa would be a sensation on a Vegas stage. Oh, he is 10 years-old.

Child performers are almost always novelty acts who grow-up and out of their careers. There are exceptions like Mozart, or Wayne Newton (had to get those two in the same sentence). Newton got his start performing in Vegas as a teen prodigy and had a hit using his childish voice on “Danke Schoen.”  Miyazawa has no need to wait until he is a teen.  He has been delivering the goods since he was 8 and has all the makings of a Vegas sensation.

Like everything that works here, he has broad appeal. In Vegas, Miyazawa would most obviously be beloved by Boomers, because his songs come from classic rock days when the guitar gods still ruled. As the first Japanese solo headliner in Vegas, he might appeal to an international audience in a way that Vegas is desperate to achieve in all things, but has had a particularly hard time accomplishing in entertainment.  And, of course, as he grows-up, he could easily appeal to the younger college crowd. Or, sad to say, he could wind up a forgotten novelty performer.   But Vegas is not about his future only about his now (though he could bank here for his future); and for right now my guess is that this kid in a Vegas lounge would outdraw Zowie Bowie or Matt Goss. No disrespect to them, it is hard to beat a cute kid with an adult level talent.

Above you can see Miyazwa taking on Deep Purple’s “Highway Star,” where even before getting to Ritchie Blackmore’s guitar wizardry in the finale, he first transposes Jon Lord’s keyboard solo to his guitar. Amazing.

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