Tila Tequila has a new name and a new blog.
The new incarnation called Miss Tila is hosting tonight at LAX at Luxor. To keep things simple LAX is still calling her Tila Tequila.
Miss Tila’s blog kicks off with a big local Vegas story. She reports as “breaking news” that “Peepshow” star Holly Madison is getting “in vitro” today! Miss Tila concludes her shocker scoop: “AND YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST…EXCLUSIVES! POW!”
One problem, Miss Tila did not check with Madison. So, I e-mailed Madison to ask if getting pregnant was on the to-do list for today. Madison’s answer was clear: “No truth at all to that!”
The press release for Miss Tila’s blog proudly announces: “The highly anticipated celebrity blog from the queen of media.” No mention made that items served may be total bullshit. (Photo: Lanie Crossman)
She better hurry up and get herself knock up. She isn’t aging well and he breast look like they are going to break open anytime now.
Vito is a good thing for her. This way no real man under the age of 80 has to touch her.
Haha, love the zinger at the end.
Holly Madison is Vegas Whore.
Holly has more grace and class than most ever wish to be.
How she lowered herself with some loser boyfriends is beside me but hopefully she’ll find a great man she truly deserves. Holly is a true star ready to shine. Holly shines bright in Las Vegas and global
To Holly’s Number one fan …. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA You must be joking.
I would do Holly in a minute as long as she didn’t speak. She is an idiot.
Oh god, are these mysterious haters more Criss Angel fans or something?
Nope not a Criss Angel fan Bobak. Never saw his show on tv and know very little about him.
I can’t stand the whore Holly Madison. The only reason she is out there is because she got hugh fake breast. This chick has no talent and is all plastic.
Holly is probably doing the Mayor of Vegas.
Then you don’t see how comically pathetic these comments seem to an outsider. It sounds like people who were picked last for prom or something –not that it’s the case, it’s just the mysterious, emotional response to a fairly dry article. Good internet lulz, though.
Holly Madison’s assets are her T * A. Correction, T * V. Its her PR team * mgmt that made a career out of her being well-known as Hugh Hefner’s number one ex-girlfriend. Otherwise she has absolute no talent. She doesn’t know how to dance, or act.
11/21/2010
I want my money back? Holy crap, that was the worst 1.5 hours of my life that I’ll never get back! My husband is the one who wanted to go, so I agreed. Even he hated it!
Do not sit in the front…really, don’t! We sat at the table right in front of the stage….which simply means, we saw everything in detail. Holly’s legs and ass are nasty, full of cellulite. I cringed several times as she walked by with that jiggle! If this is your career, can’t you get your ass to the gym to work out some? We also thought she was pregnant based on her belly bulge, but not positive. Her boobs are full of stretch marks, hardly sexy!
A lot of the other girls had a ton of cellulite and stretch marks as well. It was so nasty to see that jiggle up close. I’m sure it looks better if you’re sitting in the actual seats and not at one of the tables.
My husband paid for the meet and greet and Holly came out in sweats (yup) and all her bags, ready to go home. She seemed to be inconvenienced by that whole process and didn’t seem to be enjoying her job at all.
If you’re considering this, skip it…go to a strip club instead. The entire show had no theme and was painful to watch.
I don’t think she is old at all! 31 is still young enough to put off children for another 5 or 6 years…if the woman takes good care of herself. This woman however, is not aging very well…my sister who is 32 looks much younger than her.
I can guess she dies her hair, has fake breasts, probably takes birth control, tanned in her younger days…all factors that increase one’s real age.
The chcik is pretty but she got definitely definitely got fat cottage cheese in her legs and actually a beer belly really strange cuz compare to all other chicks that are super fit she stands out specially being the star. I saw her a month ago and not that i care about celebs lives i looked to see if she was pregant .. show is entertaining not bad we got ggod deal in tickets def an experience