According to LAX’s press release, the vacuous vacuum Tila Tequila will be hosting tonight. But LAX apparently did not get the news that Tila Tequila is no more.
Don’t cry yet.
The Tila Tequila tadpole has emerged a frog; the whatever she does celebrity has announced her rebirth as the newly minted celebrity blogger “Miss Tila (formerly Tila Tequila)”
In the release, Miss Tila is also declared “queen of media” which is awfully close to ripping off Perez Hilton’s tag of “Queen of All Media.”
If you want a sense of her new blog’s content, Miss Tila posted this morning on “Peepshow” star Holly Madison. In the item she relays gossip from a single person as breaking news. Miss Tila posts: “one of my insiders tipped me off that HOLLY MADISON is getting in-vitro!!!!!!!!! WHOA!!!!!!!….Anyway, so I got tipped off that she’s getting it done TODAY!!!!!”"
I tried to count if there were more exclamation points or words in her post but got bored.
Miss Tila’s narcissistic blogging does have an amusing quality. For example, there is her theory as to why Madison is getting this done: “Well I must say, ever since I came out about getting artificially inseminated, maybe that gave Holly some idea’s to get it done too.”
Miss Tila, I have interviewed both of you and here is an informed guess: Holly Madison doesn’t need to look to you for “idea’s.”
I am trying to reach Madison to seek comment on Miss Tila’s post. (Photo: Sarah Gerke)
Holly better hurry up and get a baby before all her plastic drys up for breatfeeding the baby HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Just wanted to point something out, Richard. And I’m pretty sure you see it too.
Las Vegas STILL seems to be a draw for pseudo entertainers. The ones that can’t act, can’t sing, can’t entertain, can’t draw, can’t think, can’t do anything that earns them the right to be in front of cameras all the time. But because of people mistaking reality show participants as talented people, they are suddenly held aloft on pedestals.
The usual suspects come to mind: Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, Criss Angel (YES! Criss Angel too!), now add Tila Tequila to the mix of people with absolutely zero talent, but trying to play it off and getting away with standing in front of cameras in Las Vegas all the time. I guess if you Twitter nowadays, ANYONE can be a freaking star.
It’s so bad…I’m starting to think I got a shot at getting money hear…because I could do a gift of gab and play it off like I know something, but haven’t a clue about entertainment stuff.
Anyways… The simple truth of the matter is these pseudo entertainers will do ANYTHING to stay in the spotlight. Be it outrageous statements, plastic surgery, stepping on others to get up on top, posing, acting like they are living the good life, anything to deflect the average person away from the fact they have no talent at all except to stand there and pose and look at you, just making sure they don’t cross their eyes. Stuff like that, you name it.
They all seem to come to Las Vegas.
There are only a few exceptions though. Take Holly Madison. Everyone seems to want to slam her, but she actually has done things to improve her stage talent, promote Las Vegas every chance she can get, along with visible efforts to put her reality show and Playboy past behind her. And the locals here see that and commend her for it.
Just my two cents worth…. What am I up to now, Richard? Up to $128.46 or so?
Holly is a user and a total airhead. She has NO TALENT.