Stories are appearing all over the Internets that Paris Hilton’s latest love is Vegas nightclub personality Cy Waits. Cy and Jesse Waits are the twins behind much of the successful club activity at Wynn. You don’t read about them much these days in the media. Usually nightclub personalities like attention. But since the twins did an embarrassingly revealing profile with Details in 2008–where they came off as horn-dog, Nouveau riche, white trash– the two have kept contact to media limited to those as infatuated with them as they seem to be with themselves.

The Details profile seemed to have them about right. You should read it.

Their lad-boy personalities would not be a problem in other casino nightclubs. Indeed, they are sort of common among the species of Vegas nightclub executives. But more than other resorts, Wynn and Encore, have a reputation for class or at least those properties strive for such a reputation. And, after reading about the twins in Details, class, is not the word that comes to mind.

Sample:

“They try not to mislead women about who is who, or as Jesse puts it, ‘pull a switcheroo.’ But, Cy says, it has happened. ‘I spent all night talking to this beautiful blonde,’ he says. ‘We got to my truck and she said, ‘You’re not Jesse—you’re the brother!’”

Good thing she wasn’t an ugly red head, huh?

Since the Details profile the twins have kept a lower profile. But that will be harder if the Paris Hilton rumor is true. And, the Paris Hilton trophy seems to have been the ultimate goal of Cy Waits even before there was a Paris Hilton.

We all have dreams. According to the Details profile, this was Cy Waits dream at 20:

“‘I cuddled with my pillow when I was 20 years old, thinking, One day I’ll have a princess,’ Cy says. ‘Now I don’t know what girls want from me. They use me, and I use them right back.’

Doesn’t this sound like a perfect relationship for Paris Hilton?  Ah, love. (Photo: Sarah Gerke)