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Frank Zappa’s musical lesson for Paris Hilton and Cy Waits

“Chop a line now!”

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Paris Hilton: police claim cocaine fell like snow

The police report for Paris Hilton has been released. We learn that her middle name is Whitney and she is defendant #2756392. The arrest report also contains some confusing details that you can expect her attorney, the locally connected and celebrity friendly David Chesnoff, to go to town on. Perhaps the single strangest description in [...]

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Cy Waits for plaster of Paris to crumble

The giant heroic statue Vegas nightclubs have erected to Paris Hilton seems to have a soft white powder for feet. Paris Hilton has been naughty in Vegas  for many, many years now. The first time I saw her where she should not be was a New Year’s weekend, Guns & Roses concert at the Hard [...]

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Breaking: Paris Hilton and Cy Waits arrest

Breaking: Last night Paris Hilton and Wynn nightclub executive Cy Waits were allegedly pulled over by Metro. The Review-Journal reports Hilton was arrested for having a small amount of cocaine in her purse. TMZ reports, Hilton is denying it was her purse. The driver is not identified by the Review-Journal. The car with Hilton and [...]

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Paris Hilton: Love means getting who you deserve

Stories are appearing all over the Internets that Paris Hilton’s latest love is Vegas nightclub personality Cy Waits. Cy and Jesse Waits are the twins behind much of the successful club activity at Wynn. You don’t read about them much these days in the media. Usually nightclub personalities like attention. But since the twins did [...]

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